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Team Fires Coach Midseason, Cites ‘New Direction,’ Same Building, Same Owner
1–2 minutes14 wordsRead more: Team Fires Coach Midseason, Cites ‘New Direction,’ Same Building, Same OwnerThe direction changed. The people steering it did not. Neither did the parking situation.
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Study Finds The Thing Everyone Already Suspected, Now With A Sample Size
1–2 minutes17 wordsRead more: Study Finds The Thing Everyone Already Suspected, Now With A Sample SizeResearchers confirmed what your grandmother told you for free, decades ago, at no cost to the NIH.
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Committee Holds Hearing On The Thing It Already Voted For Twice
1–2 minutes13 wordsRead more: Committee Holds Hearing On The Thing It Already Voted For TwiceThree hours of questions. Zero new information. One senator brought a poster board.
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Company Announces Layoffs, Record Profits, Same Week, Same Press Release
1–2 minutes18 wordsRead more: Company Announces Layoffs, Record Profits, Same Week, Same Press ReleaseThe efficiency gains and the severance packages arrived in the same paragraph. Nobody on the call asked why.
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Startup Raises $200M To Build The Thing Three Other Startups Already Built
1–2 minutes19 wordsRead more: Startup Raises $200M To Build The Thing Three Other Startups Already BuiltThe pitch deck calls it “category-defining.” The category was defined eighteen months ago, by someone else, with less funding.
